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Ingilizceden Turkceye dogrudan ceviri gercekten komik sonuclar ve dogal olarak ingilizcenin katliamina yol aciyor . Bu da onlardan birisi..

THIS JOB FINISHES IN THE BLACK ARM (Bu is Karakolda biter...)

Hasan was a very heavy headed boy. His father was a middle situationed man. To make his son read in good schools he did everything coming from his hand. He took everything to eye. His mother was a house woman. Every job used to come from her hand. In making food there was no one on top of her. The taste of the observations(gözleme) she made you eat your fingers. This woman made her hair a brush for her son. When Hasan became sick, she cried her two eyes two fountains.

When Hasan finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor, and he entered the university exams and won Tootherness School. In the school he meeted to each other with Jale. When he saw her he said, "Oh! Jale are you using ABC also?". She said, "I can't see any difference". Hasan said, "Why should you pay more?" Thus Hasan was hit to Jale in first look but Jale was not hit to him in the first look. However her blood boiled to him. A few weeks later they cooked the job.

Jale's father was a money-father. He turned the corner many years ago by making dreamy export. But Jale was not like her father. She was a very low hearted girl. Her father was wanting to make her marry to his soldierness friend's son Abdurrahim. Abdurrahim finished first school and didn't read later. He became a rough uncle. He started to turn dirty jobs when he was a crazy blooded man. He was his mother's eye. He said, "HIK" and he fell from his father's nose. So three under, five up he was like his father. When he saw Jale, he put eye to her. His inside went. His mouth got watered. His eyes opened like a fortune stone.

To be able to see Jale, Hasan's inside was eating his inside. Finally, together they went to a park. When they were wrinkling in the park, Abdurrahim saw them. First he pulled a deep inside. And then his eyes turned. He couldn't control himself. He wanted to send them to the village with wood, but he collected himself. He decided to leave them head to head. At that moment the devil poked him. He fit to the devil, pulled his gun and fired. However, a man passing stayed under lead rain and poor man went to who hit. He planted the horseshoes.

Then the mirrorless' came. They took all of them under eye. Jale's inside was blood crying. The man died eye seeing seeing.

And so, this job finished in the black arm.

Bir Fikra..... :)))

Bir Ingiliz ailesi yaz tatillerini geçirmek üzere Almanya'ya gitmisti. Bir gezinti sirasinda çok güzel bir kir evinde kaldilar. Gelecek tatillerini böyle bir evde geçirmek istediler. Evin bir papaza ait oldugunu ögrendiler ve içini de gördükten sonra hemen gelecek tatil için anlasma imzaladilar. Ingiltere'ye döndükten sonra birden evin hanimi, ziyaretler sirasinda WC'ye rastlamadiklarini hatirladi. Merakini yenmek için papaza bir mektup yazdi:

"Sayin Bayim, ben sizin kir evinizi kiralayan bayanim. WC'nin nerede bulundugunu acaba bana yazabilir misiniz? Saygilarimla."

Mektubu alan papaz, WC'nin ne anlama geldigini anlayamamis, Almanya'daki Anglican Kilisesinin "White Chapel" sözcügünün bas harfleri oldugunu sanmisti. Ayrintili bir mektupla yanit verdi:

"Sayin Bayan;
Basvurunuzun yüce bir duyguyla ilgili olmasindan dolayi memnunluk duydum. Ilgilendiginiz yerin evden 12 km. uzakliginda bulundugunu bildirmeyi seref sayiyorum. Oraya sik sik giden birisi olarak bunun biraz zorluk yaratacagini bildirmek istiyorum. Sik sik gitme durumunda, isteyenler yemegini de beraberinde götürebilirler. Oraya bisikletle, araba ile, ya da yürüyerek gidilebilir. Ancak oturacak bir yer bulabilmek ve baskalarini rahatsiz etmemek için biraz erken gitmekte yarar vardir. Söz konusu yerde soguk hava düzeni bulunmakta ve çok hos bir etki yapmaktadir. Çocuklar büyüklerinin yaninda oturmakta ve hazir bulunan herkes birlikte sarki söylemektedir. Giriste size bir kagit parçasi veriyoruz. Geç kalanlar yanindakinin kagidini kullanabilirler. Ayni kagidin birkaç kez kullanilmasina olanak vermek için çikista herkes kullandigi kagidi iade eder. Faaliyetlerin ürünleri yoksullara dagitilmak üzere toplanmaktadir. Öte yandan yapilanlarin disaridan da duyulabilmesi için içeride gelismis bir hoparlör sistemi bulunmaktadir.
Müdavimlerin çesitli pozisyonlarda disaridan da izlenebilmelerini saglamak amaciyla özel cam bölmeler vardir. Verdigim bilgilerin açik ve yeterli oldugu düsüncesi ve bu kadar önem verdiginiz yerde sik sik bulusabilmek umuduyla en içten saygilarimi sunarim."